Jinkies, Scooby. This girl has found a clue...she's onto something.

I miss a smooth door. Hmmm....

Dancing non-stop for twenty minutes makes me sweat profusely.

Huntington floods extremely easily. It's almost completely ridiculous.

Elderly men in Altimas are assholes.

Pancakes and chocolate make me a bit on the sick side.

Car payments are as fun as chewing on rocks.

Large Pink Bouncing balls at Wal*Mart are not safe for intoxicated men.

Black Moors with one large eye apparently cry one large tear.

Men standing in top hats and trenchcoats with long grey stranded hair are not real.

Dog Toys are very expensive.

Shopping carts being lodged at cars will scratch the paint.

Beagles tend to interrupt important events.

Stompin' in your air force ones in no longer seen as "cool".

Girls wearing spandex dresses, booty shorts, etc. should not be allowed to go into public.

Ben Harper does a wonder for your emotions.

I'm not the one whos tattooed on his arm.

People on the rebound are more prone to becoming whores in a short period of time.

Drunk older women should not go to Stonewall.

This is true.

"So many people to love in my life...
Why do I worry about one?
But you put the happy in my ness
You put the good times into my fun.
And its so hard to do and so easy to say
But sometimes, sometimes you just have to walk away... walk away"